Rhyme Time with Johnny K. !

What Are Johnny’s Boys Made Of ?

(Because there’s a Johnny in all of us… No, not really, lol)

by Ender’s Girl

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What are Johnny’s boys made of?

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What are Johnny’s boys made of?

Androgynous faces and global fan bases,
Dark rock-star glasses and tight skinny asses,
Bright sequined jackets and ear-splitting rackets,
That’s what Johnny’s boys are made of!

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What are Johnny’s boys made of?

PVs so lame-o and dance moves all same-o,
Circus productions with sideshow attractions,
Chart-topping singles that sound more like jingles,
That’s what Johnny’s boys are made of!

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What are Johnny’s boys made of?

Spanking new noses and oversexed poses,
Raunchy stage antics and R-rated fan fics,
Shounen-ai rumors of flings with the Juniors,
That’s what Johnny’s boys are made of!

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What are Johnny’s boys made of?

Lips full and dewy and heads a bit… screwy,
Pirates and cartoons and perm jobs from Neptune,
Hearts sent a-thumping by dubious dry humping,
That’s what Johnny’s boys are made of!

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What are Johnny’s boys made of?

Underage drinking and lazy lip-synching,
Rainbows of happiness dripping with sappiness,
Fights among members and Countdown year-enders,
That’s what Johnny’s boys are made of!

THAT’S WHAT JOHNNY’S BOYS ARE MADE OF!!! 

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iluv2cry @ crunchyroll.com, japan-zone.com, je_sales @ livejournal.com, johnnys_jrs @ livejournal.com, jpopkawaii.wordpress.com, kriskt.blogspot.com, michiyolovesyou.blogspot.com, pianospleen.nl, tarad.com, tsinoy.com, vanillacherryice.wordpress.com

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12 Comments on “Rhyme Time with Johnny K. !”

  1. jicks Says:

    lol ^^;;;;;; I’m guessing you hijacked Johnny-san’s employees prerequisites checklist.

    Great job w/ the limerick! I seriously laughed out loud reading this ^U^ It’s funny because it’s all so true. Even funnier is that your favourite Johnny boy is practically guilty of every single dot point xDD Sorry, just had to point that out xP But that said, my favourite JE boy probably goes ahead & bolds half (or more of) these dot points himself lol

    My favourite line: Underage drinking and lazy lip-synching <<< SPOT ON.

    P.S. http://s294.photobucket.com/albums/mm103/EndersGirl97/SMAP%20and%20Johnnies/?action=view&current=johnnykamejincrunchyroll.jpg
    ^^This picture is gold xD

    P.P.S. Mini SMAP boys, OMG kawaii desu!! xDD

    • Ender's Girl Says:

      The Chibi SMAP pics made me go awwww, too. (Then I saw Goro’s hair in the upper left pic and laughed like a loon. Some things never change, ne? XDDD)

      Hahahahaha how could I not include that infamous “Johnny and his boy harem for a night on the town” pic in a post about Johnnies? Seriously.

      “your favourite Johnny boy is practically guilty of every single dot point xDD”

      Huh what are you talking about jicks don’t you know my favorite Johnny boy is… Nino! Nino the Pure! Nino the Innocent! Nino the Brave! Ojiisan Nino! (hahahaha)

      “But that said, my favourite JE boy probably goes ahead & bolds half (or more of) these dot points himself lol” => Mwahahahahaha😀 Well, he’ll be going back to L.A. soon (whoa! first Johnny to hold an “International Concert” whoa whoa! lolz), so expect him to bring back more stories of “sex, foreign chicks, and party” (copyright piislove @ Jin’s d-addicts thread), LOL

      • jicks Says:

        retrieved comment from jicks:

        haha Nino the Pure xD Sometimes these innocent baby faces are actually the ones we have to watch out for… but not my Arashi boys of course!! lol lol ^^;;

        *coughs* Who, WHO said my favourite JE boy was that guy?? *looks around* I like… Yamapi the most because of his exquisite acting skills, remember (??!!!!!!) <- Sorry, that was a cheap shot. He is improving. But BIG check for him on the perm jobs from Neptune pointer… I really wish he would just stick to straight locks ><"

        P.S. http://s294.photobucket.com/albums/mm103/EndersGirl97/Jdorama/?action=view&current=tackeycountdown.png
        ^^I forgot to mention how cheesy I think this pose is but Takki is lucky his cheekbones are just that chiseled xD

  2. Ender's Girl Says:

    If you posted a comment between March 26-30, I’m sorry, but I have NO IDEA where all the comments in this thread went. Apparently there was some kind of bug in the system. Currently working to see what can be done to restore them (if at all).

    Update: The WordPress team was able to restore two of the comments in their original form (see above), but the rest seem to be irretrievable. So I’m re-posting them manually, since comments automatically get stored in my email account. However, my own replies don’t get recorded in my email, and I don’t remember how I replied to the comments below, so I won’t be able to recreate them from memory. Sorry for the inconvenience, esp. to those who posted their comments here.😦

  3. yetispageti Says:

    “Shounen-ai rumors of flings with the Juniors” hahaha..
    the fangirls only tolerate these rumors, it’s amazing! lol

    i love the chibi smap pics and the tokio with the flag:)

    i don’t recognize the first 2 pics, who are they?

  4. ditdut Says:

    retrieved comment from ditdut:

    Not really familiar with the Johnny’s boys, but some of these pictures look really old. How long has Johnny been making mayhem??

    I spy Hideaki Takizawa! Ah, my crush from 8th grade!

  5. Marian Says:

    retrieved comment from Marian:

    perm jobs from Neptune…
    elephant hair in the living room!

    Like being distracted by Kimutaku’s do
    in Karei Naru Ichizoku?

    can a 40-year old Johnnie be taken seriously,
    other than slipping into anonymity?

    Japanese men can be beautiful just so…
    Like The Last Samurai’s Shin Koyamada and baseball’s Ichiro.

  6. maAkusutipen Says:

    retrieved comment from maAkusutipen:

    Nyahaha.. good post as always!!

  7. v Says:

    lol… priceless poem. and accurate to a point (except for spanking new noses… how can you tell? cuz I can NEVER tell. well, except for kame.. he’s a bit too obvious. but overall, i never know when a celeb had a job done or not… even when people show me comparison pix, i just can’t tell the difference. lol. do you know who did get a nose job?) particularly loved the “PV all lame-o and dance-moves all same-o”… that is SO TRUE! and shounen ai rumors… lol.

    • Ender's Girl Says:

      Well, I’ve always enjoyed going to the “did they or didn’t they?” celebrity plastic surgery sites just to confirm my suspicions. I dunno, but I derive some kind of satisfaction from getting proven right, lol.

      I think 90% of K-Ent/ J-Ent / Tw-Ent have gotten some work done on their faces. Even the actors I adore like crazy. (Not naming names, though! I think picking on poor little Kame is enough😀 ) Anyway, I think it’s de rigueur for anyone who wants to make it big in the industry. Can’t really blame them for wanting to look extra pwitty…😄


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