Robots R Us!
by Ender’s Girl
Mizushima Hiro, Hayami Mokomichi, Aibu Saki, and assorted pastries
In a Nutshell:
Three robots in a love triangle. ‘Nuff said.
(SpoilLert: Not. Enough. Data. *whir, whir*)
Durrr… can robots learn to love? Can a human fall for a(n incredibly good-looking) household appliance? Can Japan possibly think of a screwier premise for a drama? And will the Blue Fairy magically appear and grant the Loverbot’s wish to become A Real Boy? Do I look like I give a flying fig? *throws up in mouth*
Haha, but the premise looks straight out of some trashy romance novel. A LoveDroid!!! Made especially for Hot! Robot! Nookie!!! Designed and assembled to tailor-fit your intimacy needs!!! Requires minimal clothing! In fact, can function in a perpetual state of dishabille! Batteries not included! Must re-charge at night while squatting on your toilet seat! And the clincher — comes with the perfect male stripper name: Night-o!!! (LMAO! whattaname! whattaname!!!!!)