To Kamenashi on His 24th Year
I hate your stupid girly brows,
and the way you style your hair.
I hate your reconstructed face,
and your fake come-hither stare.
I hate your reedy, off-key voice.
I hate your filthy mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick;
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you dance onstage,
so sissified and soft.
I hate it when you dress in drag,
even worse when you strip it off.
I hate the fact that you’re not even cute.
And I hate how you’re not that tall.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you.
Not even close,
not even a little bit,
not even at all.
Poem template taken from 10 Things I Hate About You (Touchstone Pictures, 1999)
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